http://www.mudding.org/forum/rss/thread_5/ Latest forum posts on: Mudding.org http://www.mudding.org/forum/movies-3/you-know-you-re-a-real-4-wheeler-when/post_11/ You know you're a REAL 4-Wheeler when...

* You'll stop and look at any old rusty heap thinking "Parts Vehicle"......

* Your rig has more [farm, boat, military, other vehicle manufacturers] equipment on it than O.E.M. parts.

* The weatherman says "Stay in, it's dangerous!" and you think "Time to go wheelin'!

* You're happy that you can't use first gear on the street.

*A military convoy passes by and you only look at axles, tires, & antennas.

*You have enough straps, chains, rope, etc. in your rig to keep the Queen Mary docked during a hurricane.

*You can break down on the road, fix the problem, and get back on the road without calling AAA.

*You break down on the road and fix the problem, and get back on the road on a regular basis.

*The AAA guy breaks down, you stop and fix his problem and get back on the road.

*You have a brand new set of tires and keep looking at the tire ad's anyway.

*You'll drive 2 days at 500 miles @ day so you can spend 2 more days driving 3 miles a day.

*You get really steamed because you spent over an hour to cover the 10 miles to work on Friday, but are grinning ear-to-ear on Saturday because you just spent 6 hours going 4 miles on your favorite trail.

*Your C.B. has never seen any channel but 4.

*You built your rig to have a top speed of 65-70 mph - on purpose.

*When you pull up next a corvette, all the driver can see is tires and whatever is on the other side of you.

*You challenge the 'vette driver to a race if you can pick the course.

*Your monthly expenses for the RIG exceeds the monthly car payment of your friend's new Lexus]]> http://www.mudding.org/forum/movies-3/you-know-you-re-a-real-4-wheeler-when/post_11/ Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:19:16 +0000 Jeremy