Offroader's Prayer

Our Father,
Which art in Moab
Four Wheeling by thy name.
To thy trails we come,
Thy maintenance be done
In Garage,
As it is on the trail.
Give us this day our daily drive,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those that trespass on us,
And lead us not unto illegal closures
But deliver us from Sierra Clubbers
For thine is clearance,
The articulation,
And the traction forever. Amen

Written By: Shawn M. Pagan